Misguide to Evil Cult Reviews

Legendary hunter Sean's hunting manual became an instant hit upon release, though a small handful of skeptics couldn't help but raise questions: "Didn't you claim you weren't addicted to the slaughter?" In the corner, a wizard with a penchant for human experimentation cowers in absolute terror before the approaching hunter. "You're the 627th one this month," a blood-drenched Sean chuckles softly as he severs the wizard's head, earnestly adding, "I'm really not addicted. Truly." Notes Before Reading: The guide is always right; reality is what occasionally makes mistakes. 1. The legendary hunter's specialty is that his strikes hurt intensely—whether slashing people or monsters. 2. Wizards are good people, but wizards being good people is highly improbable. 3. Evil is allergic to iron and fire, and some varieties are additionally allergic to lead and copper. 4. Most evil entities fear pain, though a minority have masochistic tendencies. 5. Banishing evil is the top priority; do not get addicted to slaughter. Wait, what? You're saying this book is a "Misguide" instead of a guide? Damn it, why didn't you say so earlier!