Warhammer 40K: I Really Don't Want to Be the Pope

"Let me explain this to you one more time: I don't want to be the Pope, and I didn't write the *Lectitio Divinitatus*." "Your Holiness, there is no need for such modesty. Every one of your glorious deeds is recorded in *The Pope's Struggle*—it cannot possibly be mistaken." "Who even wrote that fabricated piece of nonsense? Bring the author to me right now; I want to have a serious word with him!" "The author has been dead for quite some time, Your Holiness. Finding him might prove rather difficult." Staring at the fervent, zealous faces of the Ecclesiarchy's faithful, Jiang Yan is left utterly speechless. Yet, under the expectant gazes of the crowd, he ultimately ascends the papal throne. Whatever the outcome may be, the teetering Imperium desperately needs a savior.