The Bard Fantasizes Again

Transmigrated into a world of swords and sorcery, Tang Qi makes a startling discovery: by recording true stories in his personal and steadily raising his [Fame], he can unlock spells, feats, items, and combat techniques—transforming a mere minstrel into a force to be reckoned with. The system is straightforward, but his methods are anything but. “I understand the principle,” an exasperated observer remarks, “but what in the world are you writing? A Tasting Guide: On Me and Those Heterogeneous Race Girls? Dwarf Combat Arts and Knee Protection Essentials? Postnatal Care for Mother Dragons?” To which Tang Qi simply replies, “Any problem? I am only chronicling true history.” Years later, the legendary bard Donkey Weinberg—renowned as the World Recorder, the Truth Excavator, Connoisseur of Exotic Races, the Dwarves’ Public Enemy, and a Dragon Knight—gazes toward the poetic horizon and declares, “This book is entirely based on real events. If you happen to encounter any resemblance, consider yourself unfortunate.” Blending a mishmash of worldviews, pseudo-DND mechanics, bardic mischief, party-based road adventures, and a decidedly non-lawful-good alignment, this tale rewards those who stay for the ride—the deeper you go, the richer the story becomes.