Who Are You Calling a World-Class Storyline?

For a Western fantasy lord, what exactly are players? A massive, unruly mob in bizarre outfits, stealing everything in sight, outlaws who break every law, and perverts who call everyone "wife." All of them need to get lost. To drive them all away, Ryan decides to become a ruthless game designer with no lifeline—obscure lore, fragmented narration, and forced villain redemption. Convoluted plots, clunky performance, and maps straight out of the underworld—this trash game should chase away every single player during its beta test. But Ryan never expected that the game would be hailed as a world-class epic, a cultural masterpiece, a tear-jerking divine work that ends all debates. Eden is praised as the most authentic fantasy saga ever made. The game goes viral, moving countless players to tears. Ryan can only mutter in disbelief: "Can you all just get lost?" That very night, a video tops Bilibili's trending chart: "The Writing God Strikes Again—Ten Thousand Words Analyzing 'The Meaning of Rolling'—What Kind of Ending Could Possibly Deserve All Your Hardships Along the Way?—The Chronicle of Eden: The Annals of Emperor Ryan, Episode 300."