All Aboard, Players?

Welcome aboard the Dimensional Rift game train. This service departs from the E-level terminus and heads for the D-level station. All players are required to board in an orderly manner while ensuring their own safety, and must comply with the onboard regulations. The rules are as follows: do not bring non-game items onto the train—undergarments excepted. Spending is mandatory, as all crew members work without pay. Lights must remain off after lights-out—unless you are confident enough to ignore that rule. Additionally, the train encourages a variety of leisure activities, including sneak attacks, brawls, and hunting—players are free to choose their preferred pastime. Enjoy your journey.