Infinite Abstraction

"I bet you've never read a story more abstract than this!" "Are you sure?" "Of course. It's the most mind-bending piece I've ever come across. When I first saw the blurb, I honestly thought some god-tier author had fallen asleep on their keyboard and posted the result. I was about to swipe away—until I realized it wasn't that. No idea why, but my brain just clicked and I dove in. And then I couldn't stop until the very end..." "I see. Thank you for enjoying my work." "Wait—you're the author?!" "That's right. So I can promise you this: this is definitely not the most abstract story out there. Because what has actually happened to me is far stranger than anything I've written..." While speaking, Shang Xinle grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds from the table and fed them to the tentacle waiting with its mouth open underneath.