Help! My Beautiful Disciple Is a Punctuation Genius

In a declining sect, Ye Chen binds with the "Rebellious Disciple Nurturing System" and passes supreme mystical arts to his sole beautiful apprentice. But instead of mastering the techniques, she cultivates herself into a demonic deviation. "I clearly taught you the Nine-Turn Divine Art—how did you end up like this?" With a tearful face, she recites the mantra exactly as she heard it: "Dao, gives birth to one one, gives birth to two two, gives birth to three three, gives birth to all things. Man, follows earth earth, follows heaven heaven, follows dao dao, follows nature." Ye Chen nearly faints: "You blockhead—punctuate it properly!" Before he can discipline her, an elder from a rival sect arrives with murderous intent. At the brink of death, his derailed disciple casually slaps the Foundation-Establishment elder deep into the ground. Ye Chen is stunned. The more she strays, the stronger he becomes. Soon, the entire cultivation world flips: his senior disciple surfs on a flying sword and cooks divine pills in a pressure cooker; an icy holy maiden sent to spy on him ends up becoming a rave fairy; a useless young master crushes a Deity-Transformation ancestor with a set of morning calisthenics. As countless powerhouses beg to become his disciples, crying that "this is the true path," Ye Chen can only despair: "Please stop 'enlightening' yourselves! Can this cultivation world ever be normal again?!"