The Evil Uchiha Awakens a True-Good-Beauty System

"Congratulations, Host, on becoming a member of the Uchiha clan. The True-Good-Beauty System has been activated." "Truth, goodness, and beauty are the core values of human civilization, representing humanity's noblest ideals." "It will never abandon you, never disappoint you, never forsake you…" "That last line makes it really hard to believe you're about truth, goodness, and beauty," Uchiha Hikaru couldn't help but quip. "Are you sure you're not just a troll system?" Upon seeing the mission rewards, Hikaru immediately changed his tune. "I've always found those four maniacal cacklers of evil irritating. They desperately need a thorough purification with truth, goodness, and beauty!" Years later, Hinata, finally well-fed and shedding her timidity, shone brilliantly during the Chūnin Exams—truly living up to the name of Hyuga Princess. Sakura Haruno remained the dashing, cool-headed Sakura throughout. Even the Uchiha, once labeled the "evil clan" by the Second Hokage, transformed into a clan of homebody otaku, establishing Konoha's very own Akihabara. Standing atop the Hokage Rock, Uchiha Hikaru smiled faintly. "It all comes down to wrapping it all up in sushi."