I Became a Divine Ancient Healer After Eating a Mushroom

On the day his life hit rock bottom, Xia Fan casually rescued a parrot being hunted by an eagle. To his surprise, the bird had refined tastes—it promptly fetched a mushroom as thanks, chirping, "Daddy! Magic shroom!" Xia Fan smirked: "White cap, red stem—eat that and you're dead. You're not trying to poison me, are you?" The parrot squawked back: "Big tomb! Big tomb!" Intrigued despite himself, Xia Fan bit into the mushroom. Instantly, the world spun, stars burst before his eyes, and tiny figures danced in the air. A voice echoed from the void: "I am Mushroom True Man. I now pass to you the Great Mushroom Canon..." From that moment, his mundane life took a wild turn. A formidable female CEO pleads, "Divine Healer Xia, I'll trade my entire fortune for your mushrooms!" A top-tier actress whines, "Brother, it hurts—could I have grown a mushroom?" A heiress from an ancient clan sighs, "This mushroom belongs in heaven—won't you let me have a bite, Xia Lang?" Xia Fan shoves them all aside: "Out of my way! Don't interrupt my cultivation!"