Pirate: I was just slacking off, do you really think I'm bad?

Transmigrating into the world of *One Piece*, he awakens the "Slacking Off System" and joins the ranks of the Marines. Hunt down pirates? Far too dangerous—count him out. With a meager monthly salary of just a few tens of thousands of Berries, why risk his life on the front lines? Just look at Akainu during the Paramount War: he fought the hardest, sustained the worst injuries, and in the end, dove factions like Sengoku and Garp still didn't approve of him. When you think about it, slacking off is truly the way to go. Falling asleep en route to a pirate capture mission? That's an easy +100 Slacking Points. Sleeping so long that his whole body aches? Gion, Hancock—come give him a shoulder massage. Enjoying a massage during working hours nets another +200 Slacking Points. The Great Pirate Era? The clashes between the Four Emperors? The position of Fleet Admiral? None of that matters to him; none of it compares to having Hancock feed him imported grapes. At first, both the Marines and pirates dismissed him as nothing more than a lazy freeloader—until one day...